Innuendo Fail...

Jenn_nay: Sent you an iMessage.

Dave: ah I saw - will open it up in a sec. Just running through some QA for a new hire setup.

Jenn_nay: Work? Really? I should always come first!

In more situations then one ;o)

Dave: I'll keep that in mind? Did that just get weird?

Jenn_nay: You never know when we could be in a compromising situation that would require me to come first....

Dave: ah yes, like going through a door.

Jenn_nay: Exactly! Or if our ship is sinking.

Cleaning....

Dave: I cleaned the shit out of my kitchen last night and my hands still smell like bleach...

Jenn-nay: Why was there shit in your kitchen?

Dave: I meant like I went hard.

Jenn-nay: Wow, you get that excited over cleaning?

Dave: Damnit Jenn!

Dry Spell

Jenn-nay: Damn my ass hurts...

Tom: Wrong hole hun....wrong hole.

Jenn-nay: I take it anyway I can in a dry spell.

Ideal Job

Dave: I want a job where it says "Reports to: no one"

Jenn-nay: That's called "Retirement"

Online Dating

Maria: I have heard that someone who just sends them a message that says "hi how are you" is lame, and to make the first message longer.

Jenn-nay: Just say something about a hobby they talked about in their profile, or maybe for the dude who said he always pays for dinner and hates it when a girl tries to pay, you could say something like, “You pay for the meal and I’ll grab the tip”.

Jenn-nay: Oh wait, don’t say that....

Bing!

Jo: What is your job title?

Jenn-nay: Data Reporting Analyst.

Jo: Is that the same thing Chandler did on Friends?

Jenn-nay: ......

Website

Jenn-nay: The website goes down almost every day?

Jenn-nay: I wish I could date the website.....