Dry Spell

Jenn-nay: Damn my ass hurts...

Tom: Wrong hole hun....wrong hole.

Jenn-nay: I take it anyway I can in a dry spell.

Ideal Job

Dave: I want a job where it says "Reports to: no one"

Jenn-nay: That's called "Retirement"

Online Dating

Maria: I have heard that someone who just sends them a message that says "hi how are you" is lame, and to make the first message longer.

Jenn-nay: Just say something about a hobby they talked about in their profile, or maybe for the dude who said he always pays for dinner and hates it when a girl tries to pay, you could say something like, “You pay for the meal and I’ll grab the tip”.

Jenn-nay: Oh wait, don’t say that....

Bing!

Jo: What is your job title?

Jenn-nay: Data Reporting Analyst.

Jo: Is that the same thing Chandler did on Friends?

Jenn-nay: ......

Website

Jenn-nay: The website goes down almost every day?

Jenn-nay: I wish I could date the website.....

You know the saying..... right?

Maria: Why did you go black? (talking to her computer screen)

Jenn-nay: Cause once you go black you never go back.

Maria: I don't know what you're talking about.

3 minutes later

Maria: Is that true?

Jenn-nay: I thought you didn't know what I was talking about.....

Milk, it does a body good...

Dave: Uh-Oh: Cows Genetically Modified With People DNA To Produce More Human-like Milk


Jenn-nay: ewww

Dave: what's eww is how we're drinking cow's milk
Dave: I'm sure *that* was taboo at some point

Jenn-nay: It grosses me out if I think about it

Dave: lol
Dave: that's why i buy yogurt..
Dave: oh wait
Dave: shit

IT woes...

Dave: I could propose replacing our PCs with Macs, but then I’d have nothing to do.

Jenn-nay: Are you kidding? The learning curve in that office is a horizontal line.

2 cents

Kelly: I put $10.00 in with your cheque. I know there was change too, but I didn’t want to put that in the envelope so next time you’re here let me know how much it was and I’ll give it to you!

Jenn-nay: I'm really not worried about the change....

Kelly: Its owed to you and I’ll pay it Missy!!!

Jenn-nay: You give me your 2 cents all the time, I'm sure it will cover the rest.... ;o)