Innuendo Fail...

Jenn_nay: Sent you an iMessage.

Dave: ah I saw - will open it up in a sec. Just running through some QA for a new hire setup.

Jenn_nay: Work? Really? I should always come first!

In more situations then one ;o)

Dave: I'll keep that in mind? Did that just get weird?

Jenn_nay: You never know when we could be in a compromising situation that would require me to come first....

Dave: ah yes, like going through a door.

Jenn_nay: Exactly! Or if our ship is sinking.

Cleaning....

Dave: I cleaned the shit out of my kitchen last night and my hands still smell like bleach...

Jenn-nay: Why was there shit in your kitchen?

Dave: I meant like I went hard.

Jenn-nay: Wow, you get that excited over cleaning?

Dave: Damnit Jenn!